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gotgreenmagic) wrote2009-08-20 03:10 am
gotgreenmagic) wrote2009-08-20 03:10 am
1 - Voice
Okay, so, I've been in some dumb jails before. And never for more than a day or two because, y'know? Dumb. 'I know, let's take the chick who can blast fiery death from both hands and stick her in a regular cell! The door's locked and hey, she'll behave, right?' Wrong. Thirty seconds later and I am strollin' out the front door. Or the smoking crater where the front door used to be.
So like I said, dumb. But this - this is some whole other level of completely idiotic. The doors aren't even locked, and I have all the comforts of home - nice touch, by the way! False sense of security. Very nice. But since I'm not a total dweeb, just give me those thirty seconds and -
[There's a 'whoomph' sound, then a very dull 'thump'.]
- oh, you have got to be kidding me.
[Long pause.]
Okay. That explains a lot. Anyone maybe wanna explain to me why my powers have gotten so lame?
So like I said, dumb. But this - this is some whole other level of completely idiotic. The doors aren't even locked, and I have all the comforts of home - nice touch, by the way! False sense of security. Very nice. But since I'm not a total dweeb, just give me those thirty seconds and -
[There's a 'whoomph' sound, then a very dull 'thump'.]
- oh, you have got to be kidding me.
[Long pause.]
Okay. That explains a lot. Anyone maybe wanna explain to me why my powers have gotten so lame?
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