1 - Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

Okay, so, I've been in some dumb jails before. And never for more than a day or two because, y'know? Dumb. 'I know, let's take the chick who can blast fiery death from both hands and stick her in a regular cell! The door's locked and hey, she'll behave, right?' Wrong. Thirty seconds later and I am strollin' out the front door. Or the smoking crater where the front door used to be.

So like I said, dumb. But this - this is some whole other level of completely idiotic. The doors aren't even locked, and I have all the comforts of home - nice touch, by the way! False sense of security. Very nice. But since I'm not a total dweeb, just give me those thirty seconds and -

[There's a 'whoomph' sound, then a very dull 'thump'.]

- oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[Long pause.]

Okay.  That explains a lot.  Anyone maybe wanna explain to me why my powers have gotten so lame?

Comments

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I've been places where they tried to make me pull janitorial duty. Melted a few brushes and hey, I'm off the rota. This is why I need my powers back.

[crystal-seeker.livejournal.com]

They tend to only give people janitorial duty when they've misbehaved somehow.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

When they misbehave and get caught, you mean.

[crystal-seeker.livejournal.com]

Your words, not mine.