gotgreenmagic: (*facepalm*)
Shego ([personal profile] gotgreenmagic) wrote2009-08-20 03:10 am

1 - Voice

Okay, so, I've been in some dumb jails before. And never for more than a day or two because, y'know? Dumb. 'I know, let's take the chick who can blast fiery death from both hands and stick her in a regular cell! The door's locked and hey, she'll behave, right?' Wrong. Thirty seconds later and I am strollin' out the front door. Or the smoking crater where the front door used to be.

So like I said, dumb. But this - this is some whole other level of completely idiotic. The doors aren't even locked, and I have all the comforts of home - nice touch, by the way! False sense of security. Very nice. But since I'm not a total dweeb, just give me those thirty seconds and -

[There's a 'whoomph' sound, then a very dull 'thump'.]

- oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[Long pause.]

Okay.  That explains a lot.  Anyone maybe wanna explain to me why my powers have gotten so lame?

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Phenomena? What kinda phenomena?

[identity profile] crystal-seeker.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll be here long enough to encounter what the people here call 'Floods', when this ship takes on aspects of some of the worlds it brushes past, rather than actual water. This can lead to changes in the scenery to even changes in the actual people here.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And here was me thinking that jail's a pretty good way to get away from all the weird stuff. Unbelievable.

[identity profile] crystal-seeker.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That will either be helped or hindered by whatever brave soul they assign you as your Warden.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? I've heard about Wardens. How's yours?

[identity profile] crystal-seeker.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the word I have used most often is "brutish".

[identity profile] crystal-seeker.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I will admit that she could be worse, of course. For the most part she does not bother me. This means I'm no closer to returning home, but at least I am not being forced to wear booties or scrub toilets like some other Inmates here.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been places where they tried to make me pull janitorial duty. Melted a few brushes and hey, I'm off the rota. This is why I need my powers back.

[identity profile] crystal-seeker.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
They tend to only give people janitorial duty when they've misbehaved somehow.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
When they misbehave and get caught, you mean.

[identity profile] crystal-seeker.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Your words, not mine.