1 - Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

Okay, so, I've been in some dumb jails before. And never for more than a day or two because, y'know? Dumb. 'I know, let's take the chick who can blast fiery death from both hands and stick her in a regular cell! The door's locked and hey, she'll behave, right?' Wrong. Thirty seconds later and I am strollin' out the front door. Or the smoking crater where the front door used to be.

So like I said, dumb. But this - this is some whole other level of completely idiotic. The doors aren't even locked, and I have all the comforts of home - nice touch, by the way! False sense of security. Very nice. But since I'm not a total dweeb, just give me those thirty seconds and -

[There's a 'whoomph' sound, then a very dull 'thump'.]

- oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[Long pause.]

Okay.  That explains a lot.  Anyone maybe wanna explain to me why my powers have gotten so lame?

Comments

YES LET'S

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm getting that. Hate to think it was just me losing out in this deal.

You are?

IT WILL BE AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB

[crystal-seeker.livejournal.com]

I am called Zoisite.

YOUR HAIR MUST BE THIS BIG TO JOIN

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Zoisite? Like the rock?

I'm Shego.

[crystal-seeker.livejournal.com]

That is correct.

Welcome, Shego. I find this place somewhat dull at most times. However, there are certain phenomena that tend to crop up now and again that at least make life difficult for some time, if not interesting.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Phenomena? What kinda phenomena?

[crystal-seeker.livejournal.com]

You'll be here long enough to encounter what the people here call 'Floods', when this ship takes on aspects of some of the worlds it brushes past, rather than actual water. This can lead to changes in the scenery to even changes in the actual people here.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

And here was me thinking that jail's a pretty good way to get away from all the weird stuff. Unbelievable.

[crystal-seeker.livejournal.com]

That will either be helped or hindered by whatever brave soul they assign you as your Warden.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah? I've heard about Wardens. How's yours?

[crystal-seeker.livejournal.com]

I think the word I have used most often is "brutish".

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Ouch.

[crystal-seeker.livejournal.com]

I will admit that she could be worse, of course. For the most part she does not bother me. This means I'm no closer to returning home, but at least I am not being forced to wear booties or scrub toilets like some other Inmates here.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I've been places where they tried to make me pull janitorial duty. Melted a few brushes and hey, I'm off the rota. This is why I need my powers back.

[crystal-seeker.livejournal.com]

They tend to only give people janitorial duty when they've misbehaved somehow.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

When they misbehave and get caught, you mean.

[crystal-seeker.livejournal.com]

Your words, not mine.